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Song composed & performed by Doctor Noize (doctornoize.com) with lyrics by Doctor Noize & the Mayor of Grammaropolis.

Lyrics:

INTRO:

Adverb/Coach:

Listen up players and cheerleaders!

Im the Coach, the Boss, the Big Cheese.

I tell you how, when, where, to what extent, and under what condition.

You will follow my direction!

Are we clear?

Team:

Hardly, sir!

Adverb:

Wrong adverb! Four pushups!

Team:

1, 2, 3, 4

Adverb:

Are we clear?

Team:

Very!

Adverb:

Right, then! Listen up! Here we go!

VERSE 1: MODIFYING VERBS & ADVERBS

Huddle up Verbs! -- Do what I say!

Heres why we practice -- Every day!

Youre gonna run, youre gonna jump, defend and score.

But Ill describe how you do it more

Youre gonna run rapidly -- rapidly!

Youre gonna jump high -- high in the sky!

You will defend tenaciously -- tenaciously!

And you will score triumphantly -- Ready, set, fly!

Huddle up Adverbs! Do what I say!

Heres why we practice -- Every day!

To run rapidly and jump high isnt enough.

Im here to tell you as an adverb just how much!

Youre gonna run astoundingly rapidly -- yeah!

Youre gonna jump ridiculously high -- all right!

You will defend astoundingly tenaciously -- Hooa!

And score incredibly triumphantly -- go, win, fight!

Cheerleaders & Team:

Adverbs!

Adverbs!

Do you qualify?

CHORUS

Adverb with Cheerleaders:

Adverbs, adverbs

Adverbs are my favorite words, yeah.

Adverbs, adverbs

Do you qualify?

Adverbs, adverbs

Adverbs are my favorite words, yeah.

Adverbs, adverbs

Do you qualify?

VERSE 2: MODIFY ADJECTIVES

Adverb:

All right, line up for qualification drills

You wannabe adverbs, lets see what you got!

Huddle up Adjectives! -- heres the play!

Its the one we just practiced -- for the game!

You know youre strong, you know youre tough, youre smelly and sweaty

But Im here to say how much -- were ready!

Youre super strong -- super strong!

Youre ferociously tough -- yeah were real tough stuff!

Youre disgustingly sweaty -- we run all game long!

And youre downright smelly! -- come on Coach, thats enough!

Team & Coach:

Adverbs!

Adverbs!

Do you modify?

CHORUS

Adverb & Cheerleaders:

Adverbs, adverbs

Adverbs are my favorite words, yeah

Adverbs, adverbs

Do you modify?

Adverbs, adverbs

Adverbs are my favorite words, yeah

Adverbs, adverbs

Do you qualify?

BRIDGE

Adverb:

Everyones gonna do it how, when, where, to what extent, and under what condition I say! Cause Im the big macaroni!

How are we gonna play this game?

Team:

Skillfully, willfully, passionately!

Adverb:

Yes!

Adverb:

When are we gonna celebrate?

Team:

Never, not ever, not ever again!

Adverb:

NO!!! Gimme 4 situps!

Team:

1, 2, 3, 4

Adverb:

Now when are we gonna celebrate?

Team:

Today, tonight, tomorrow and always

Adverb:

Yes!

Adverb:

Where are we gonna play this game?

Team:

Here, there, wherever theres a field!

Adverb:

And to what extent are we gonna be proud?

Team:

Hardly, barely, not!

Adverb:

NO!!! Gimme 4 pushups!

Team:

1, 2, 3, 4

Adverb:

Now To what extent are we gonna be proud?

Team:

Totally, completely, absolutely!

Adverb:

Yes!

Adverb:

Under what condition will we win victory?

Team:

If we try, we believe, if we work as a team

Adverb:

Just one more thing -- look me in the eye, and...

Everyone:

DO YOU QUALIFY???

Adverb & Team:

Oh yeah! Lets go!

Do you modify?

Do you qualify?

CHORUS 3

(Repeat twice)

END

Do you qualify?

Do you qualify?

Do you modify?

Do you qualify?